When historical things happen, people ask where you were when "this happened". Where were you when JFK was shot? Where were you when we landed on the moon? But now people might ask where you were on October 29, 1982, when the world's coolest guy, the genius Tommy Avallone, was born. For me that is easy; I am Tommy Avallone and I was being born. I am the coolest guy around and this is my BIO.

         Now doing a BIO is rather difficult. It is hard enough for me to remember yesterday, how am I going to remember the past 20 years. But I figure if I can run for mayor, I can try to remember my life. From pre-school to fifth grade I remember loving to draw. I would always draw Inspector Gadget, Duck Tales, Darkwing Duck, and any kind of cartoon. I loved doing it. Then in the fifth grade there was this group of kids in my class that decided to start a business selling bead necklaces. I saw this, and saw how they were all making money off these stupid necklaces, and decided I needed to start a business and make money for myself. If they could do it why couldn't I? I decided beads were stupid, so I would draw people pictures and sell them. Well I made my first dollar of business on October 8, 1993 selling a picture to Adam Reiss. After a while of problems in and around the classroom, the teacher made their and my company stop business. So we did.

        By the time our business careers were done. We all passed the fifth grade and it was summertime. And with a summer full of doing nothing besides watching wresting and Thunder in Paradise, I decided to call a good friend of mine over, Jon Dean. My idea was to start a TV show with my dad's camera in my room. The premise of the show was to make fun of the once bead selling company and beat up stuffed He-man dolls and act like we were wrestlers. It was our way of venting for our fallen company. We did this wrestling sort of show for about a year. The only people who would watch it would be us. Then after that year we started taping with Jon's cousin Tim Dean, and with him we started taping skits. Since we were not funny we just re-did Mad TV skits, or stuff from the State. We tried doing our own stuff at the time, but it wasn't funny. Since we liked doing the skits more then the wrestling, we decided to make different shows. So it was Tim's idea to make a network. We would call it MMN. We made TV shows such as Views from a Fatman, Damage Inc., Late Night with MMN, Mega News and Weather, and our own wrestling show. Doing the different shows gave us a change to make new characters, act like idiots, and still beat up He-Man dolls.

       After doing the shows for such a long time, it wasn't just Jon, Tim and myself anymore, we had Jordan McSorley and Lew Gorman helping out. With that we were about to go into High School and ready to start work on our first movie “Views from a Fatman 1000 Pounds and Over.” A couple years after that one we made “The Hairpiece Project.” The two movies were funny to us, but not ready for public screening. Although, “The Hairpiece Project” did play at the movie theater, not many people came and everyone thought it was to long. So after having two movies under our belt, we decided to try to get a show on our school broadcasting; the show was HTV. The normal show, run by teacher and students to provide school information, was taken over by the MMN crew. Every week on Wednesday the homerooms would watch Timmy, Jon, Jordan, Booch, myself, and others make idiots of ourselves. It was definitely much different then anyone in our school was used to. We would do skits, weird videos, parodies, and just off the wall stuff and it was tons of fun. We had taken a survey and approximately over 86% of the school loved us and thought we were funny. With the closing of the year, I decided to run for student council president. So I put together a team, and ran for president. My vice-president was long time friend, and front man to Dirty Larry, Josh LaPergola. After a very different approach to running, full of eye-catching posters and attention grabbing commercials, Josh and I had won the election. I was president of the student council and Josh was vice president.

      When the year ended, the crew and I decided not to do HTV anymore. I was president, we became seniors, and Jordan and I sat down to write our next movie. When Timmy read the first couple of pages he said we should call it Wasted Apples; and we did. We taped it during the summer after graduation, and December 21, 2001 we premiered it at the local movie theater to a sold old crowd. We played it the whole weekend, and the whole weekend was sold out to kids of all ages who loved the movie. Jordan and I thought we were big stars. It was 2002, and a year into college already. I was hanging out with Alex Wildman and Albert DiGiacomo from luckystar, and we were talking about ideas for a movie. After also including Tim Dean in the planning, we decided the next movie we would do would be “Small Kid; Tank Top.” It would be the follow up to "Wasted Apples", and we decided it would eventually be part of a trilogy. After finishing the movie we premiered it at the same movie theater on December 20, 2002 and sold out the whole weekend once again. So now in 2003, John Wahl and I are finishing up writing the last movie in the trilogy, “Here's to Yesterday.” We plan on taping in this summer and then plan on premiering it around the same time. But before it premieres, I have decided to act on a goal I had set for myself in high school, and that is to run for mayor of Haddon Heights. I researched it, and figured out what I had to do, and did it. I am officially on the card. In the 2003 election I will be running for mayor. So we made this site for people who wanted to know more about the next mayor of Haddon Heights, Tommy Avallone. I hope you enjoyed my life; I liked it, at least so far! So don't forget come November “Vote for Tommy!” woooo!